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Funny Forestry

Updated: Apr 28, 2019

It’s no secret that I love what I do. I’ve been in the tree business for over 35 years, and I plan to continue for many more! Although this job can be challenging at times, there is always time for a little humor!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

How do trees get online?

They just log in.

How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?

By the bark!

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?

You should have put a ring on it.

What type of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?


Why did the tree need to take a nap?

For rest.

Why was the weeping willow so sad?

It watched a sappy movie.

Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?

Because they never leaf when you want them to.

Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date?

It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.

…..and for all those baby boomers like myself:

What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?

Spruce Springsteen!

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