It’s no secret that I love what I do. I’ve been in the tree business for over 35 years, and I plan to continue for many more! Although this job can be challenging at times, there is always time for a little humor!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
How do trees get online?
They just log in.
How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
By the bark!
What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?
You should have put a ring on it.
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For rest.
Why was the weeping willow so sad?
It watched a sappy movie.
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
Because they never leaf when you want them to.
Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date?
It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.
…..and for all those baby boomers like myself:
What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?
Spruce Springsteen!